Little girl tells daddy that mom is upstairs in the bedroom with ‘Uncle Paul’ – his reply is priceless

You’re Not Alone: A Hilarious Story to Brighten Your Day

You’re definitely not alone if you sometimes find it hard to laugh! For many people, finding reasons to giggle every day can be a real challenge, but it’s actually more important than you might think.

Science supports what we all know deep down: laughter is truly the best medicine! It releases special hormones that can make you feel better both physically and mentally. That’s why so many people try to laugh every single day.

So, if you haven’t had your daily dose of laughter yet, here’s your friendly reminder to get those giggles going! Let’s dive into a funny joke that I hope will bring a big smile to your face. I’m not sure if you’ve heard this one before, but it was new to me, and I’m excited to share it!

It starts when a little girl picks up the phone and says, “Hello?”

“Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?” Daddy asks, sounding cheerful.

“No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul,” she replies innocently.

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Daddy’s heart skips a beat. After a quick pause, he says, “But honey, you don’t have an Uncle Paul.”

“Oh yes, I do! He’s upstairs in the room with Mommy right now!” she insists, sounding completely sure of herself.

Daddy takes a deep breath, trying to stay calm. “Uh, okay then, here’s what I want you to do: Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.”

“Okay, Daddy! Just a minute!” she replies eagerly and rushes off. A few minutes later, she comes back to the phone, breathless with excitement. “I did it, Daddy!”

“And what happened, honey?” Daddy asks, his curiosity growing.

“Well,” she starts, “Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on, and ran around screaming! Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser, and now she isn’t moving at all!”

Daddy’s eyes widen in panic. “Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?” he asks, his voice rising.

“He jumped out of bed with no clothes on, too! He was really scared and jumped out the back window into the swimming pool! But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool, and I think he’s dead,” she says, her tone surprisingly calm.

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Finally, Daddy asks, “Swimming pool? … Is this 486-5731?” He tries to process everything, feeling a mix of confusion and fear.

We hope this funny story gave you a little break from the heavy news happening around the world! Laughter really can lift your spirits and bring a little joy into your day.

What do you think? We’d love to hear your thoughts in the comments!

Allison Lewis

Allison Lewis joined the Newsgems24 team in 2022, but she’s been a writer for as long as she can remember. Obsessed with using words and stories as a way to help others, and herself, feel less alone, she’s incorporated this interest into just about every facet of her professional and personal life. When she’s not writing, you’ll probably find her listening to Taylor Swift, enjoying an audiobook, or playing a video game quite badly.

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